A Random Sermon on Blogs

I know it took a while, but I've finally, mostly, pretty much, begun to embrace the Internet, especially the stuff on used-crap.com. The problem is just as I was getting comfortable with this technology, they went ahead and invented the blog. This is the place in cyberspace where any person whose brain is half the size of their leisure time can spout off about what they think of what they do or who they feel should be running the country. It used to be called, talking to dad. But of course now it's gone global. A lot of you older guys are logging on. Well, here's my advice: Log off. Your own wife doesn't particularly care that you're getting close to patenting your idea for the t-shirt with the deodorant built right into the armpits. What makes you think they're dying for this information in Finland? My advice is to relax and go back to annoying your immediate family. And if at the end of the day, you really feel like you just got to share your opinions and petty complaints with the whole world, do it the old-fashioned way... Get your own tv show. Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together. -- Red Green